Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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