What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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