margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
