i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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