So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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