Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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