So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
