it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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