Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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