reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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