I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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