dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Watching her eat just hurts me
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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