Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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