i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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