try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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