just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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