i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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