ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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