our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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