please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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