i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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