Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I had to cum in my sink.
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