ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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