Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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