chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if only i could text you this smell
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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