It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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