drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just tell him i said nine months
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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