I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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