are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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