when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
