I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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