Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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