Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Your penis caused this!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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