So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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