Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
from now on my penis is your penis
it was like eating out sand paper
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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