Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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