This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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