you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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