There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Every concussion has its silver lining
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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