walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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