i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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