what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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