Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Randomize
