i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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