Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
this will be a night to untag.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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