Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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