honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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