"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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