Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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