you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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