Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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