he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Michael Bay diarrhea
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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