You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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