Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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