We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
